Thursday Links: The Happy Holiday’s edition

• Dear Congress, it’s no longer ok to not know how the Internet works.
• Zeus Jones serves up 50% packaging, 50% app, 100% scotch.
• The 5 hardest jobs to fill in 2012.
• the Lost Mail Order Mysteries or how totally disappointing that stuff advertised in the back of comic books is.
• How to get to Mordor from the Shire.
• Desingineer the mythical person every startup is looking for.
• Good for a chuckle: douchey account guy.
• The ultimate Dr. Who Timeline.
• Can an iPad app make you more productive and inspired?
• AdWeek presents 2011′s best & worst agency holiday cards.