Doctor my eyes w/lasers
Giving people laser eyes is obviously a valuable service. For five bucks, friend-of-The-Nerdery Dave Annis from Zeus Jones will doctor your photo with laser eyes. We caught up with him the other day as he was laughing all the way to the bank.
Q: Where did this idea come from and why are we, as a people, better for it?
A: I don’t think I came up with the “idea” for Laser Eyes. I think Laser Eyes has always been and will most likely always be. We’re not better for it; we exist because of it.
Q: Without giving away all your trade secrets, how do you do it?
A: Outer Glow.
Q: How many laser photos have you sold? We’ll do the math on how much you’ve made.
A: To be honest, I started Laser Eyes as a way to get out of the marketing business but quickly realized it was much more satisfying to simply give away Laser Eyes…also not a lot of people want to pay for it.
Q: Do you get much repeat business? Can you name names on who’s ordered the most laser photos? Do you think this person has a problem, or can they quit anytime?
A: There have been a couple repeat “buyers.” Laser Eyes is a lot like hard drugs. You start with just a taste, then you need more. The next thing you know you’re outside staring at the sun hoping to pick up a few gamma rays.
Q: What do you say to the customer willing to pay $4.99 and not a penny more?
A: Impressive negotiation skills.
Q: Get any calls from people who think you’re a really cheap Lasik eye surgeon?
A: Does Gary Busey count?
Q: How much for real lasers? On sharks?
A: That’s even MORE free.
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