Wolf Shirt Friday

As nerds we, of course, live on the cutting edge of not just technology, but also fashion. Friday some of our more fashion forward residents held an impromptu fashion show here at the office. Fresh off the runways of Paris and Milan, I give you Wolf Shirt Friday.

The discerning eye will spot some kittens, a dragon covered with a Post-it, a bear driving a pickup, but you should know, those guys are wearing a wolf shirt on the inside.

In honor of the auspicious event, our traditional Friday bottlecap talk was enhanced with Wolf vodka and Blue Moon ale.

Act now and with expedited shipping you can join us this Friday…

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2 Responses to “Wolf Shirt Friday”

  1. Matt Albiniak  on June 9th, 2009

    i’ve got to say, this was less of a form decision and more of a function decision. someone else took the words out of my mouth, so i’ll quote the wiser:

    “This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”

    http://is.gd/UZ1A

  2. BWoods  on June 9th, 2009

    I see the “three wolves one moon” shirt is your collection….Bitchin. Although no wolves (but involve a rifle scope on a deer with flames in the background not to mention larry the cable guy) this shirt is definitely in the vogue fashion category as well. I have the sleeveless version which is even better. I am now waiting for the much anticipated follow up to “three wolves one moon” the “three moons one wolf” shirt coming out soon.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/GIT-R-DONE-HUNTING-SHIRT-Larry-Cable-Guy-XL_W0QQitemZ360065439404QQcmdZViewItem


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